- If you sang like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you.
- If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
- That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.
- That was one of my favorite songs … not anymore.
- You don’t need a judge, you need an exorcist.
- You had as much passion as a kitten mewing.
- You sang like someone who sings on a cruise ship … halfway through I imagined the ship sinking.
- I think you’re amazing … amazingly dreadful.
- You have just invented a new form of torture.
- After one contestant finishing singing, “I Believe I Can Fly,” Cowell responded, “I don’t.”
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